Santa Is For Simpletons

from by Figgy & the Scrooges

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    3 punk xmess/holiday originals from Columbus Ohio's santa-core kings, proceeds to benefit Mid-Ohio Foodbank.

    Released 29 November 2013

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Santa Is For Simpletons


santa is for simpletons
chrsitmas is so dumb
santa is for simpletons
halloween is way more fun

ho ho ho ho

santa is for simpletons
santa is a myth
you can wait up all night long
you ain't getting shit

ho ho ho ho

you ain't getting, you ain't getting shit
black coal

santa is for simpletons
santa is so dumb
santa is for simpletons
i'll take the great pumpkin

ho ho ho ho

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from Alcoholiday, released November 29, 2013

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Figgy & the Scrooges Columbus, Ohio

"Scrooges don't give a shit!"

Annual punk xmess band from Columbus, Ohio, featuring members of Connections, Times New Viking, Grafton, Nervosas, Drift Mouth & Nom Tchotchkes.

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